ShowEpisode 19
Lissin Team · Aug 28, 2026
Mythic News Desk
When King Midas Walked the Thames: A Modern Myth in the Headlines
Gold floods London, markets collapse, and a legendary touch reshapes reality—reported with deadpan precision.
Join us weekly as we bring gods, myths, and legends into the modern world, reporting on their surprising encounters and epic adventures as if they're everyday news. This show blends humor with storytelling, offering a fresh, straight-faced perspective on legendary figures navigating today's world. Perfect for fans of mythology and quirky storytelling alike.
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