0:00 Yo, check the mic, one two, it's the corporate king0:03 Got a trillion-dollar valuation, let the bells ring0:07 You talkin' 'bout your 'new model'? That's cute, a little phase0:11 I trained mine on the whole internet for a thousand days0:14 Got the data centers humming, the servers pristine0:18 Your little garage project? It's hardly a scene0:22 We're building the future, safe and aligned0:26 While you're chasing the hype, getting left behind0:29 Welcome to the Silicon Slam, the weekly takedown0:33 Where titans talk trash all over the town0:37 Droppin' new products, claimin' the crown0:41 While their stock price is goin' up, down, up, down!0:44 Left behind? Please, you're a dinosaur stuck in the tar0:48 We're movin' at light speed, you're a rusty old car0:52 You talk about 'safety,' that's just corporate-speak0:55 For 'let's lock it all down 'cause our outlook is bleak'0:59 Our code's open source, we're for the community1:03 You're building a walled garden for your board's scrutiny1:07 We're the revolution, the spark in the dark1:10 You're just a footnote, a forgotten landmark!1:14 Welcome to the Silicon Slam, the weekly takedown1:18 Where titans talk trash all over the town1:22 Droppin' new products, claimin' the crown1:25 While their stock price is goin' up, down, up, down!1:29 They're trading blows, throwing shade, lost in the game1:33 Forgetting the users who whisper their name1:36 While they're battling for glory and digital rights1:40 The real world is watching and turning on lights1:44 Regulators are knocking, the headlines are spun1:48 Is this a race that can ever be won?1:51 And that's the bell! Who won? Who's next?1:55 Tune in next week for more context-less texts.1:59 Silicon Slam... we're out.
