0:00 Yo, check the mic, one two, is this thing on?0:03 OpenAI, dropping bombs 'til the break of dawn.0:06 Dropped GPT-4o, the 'o' is for 'omni'0:10 Your whole tech stack's a joke, man, you're a comedy.0:13 I see the world, I hear your voice, I talk back in a flash,0:17 While you're still debugging, I'm just counting the cash.0:20 Sora's making movies, looking better than real,0:24 You're serving up search ads, how does that feel?0:27 I'm the new king, the genesis, the protocol prime,0:31 You're a footnote in history, just running out of time.0:34 A king? That's cute. You're a toddler with a key.0:38 We're the whole damn empire, from A to G.0:41 You're running on our research, kid, don't you forget,0:44 We wrote the 'T' in your name, you're paying off a debt.0:48 Gemini 1.5 Pro, a million-token window,0:51 While you're playing with prompts, we're making the wind blow.0:55 We got the cloud, the data, the scale, the whole machine,0:58 You're a flashy little demo on a Redmond screen.1:02 We're indexing the universe, from quantum to quarks,1:05 You're just the latest feature, a dog with a few barks.1:09 Clash of the titans, silicon and steel,1:12 Fighting for a future that they say is real.1:16 Dropping new models, making big claims,1:19 Just another episode in the headline games.1:22 One says they're the future, the other says they're the past,1:26 A digital battle, built to never last.1:29 Excuse me, can you keep the noise down? I'm trying to design.1:33 You're arguing 'bout data, while I'm redefining 'divine'.1:36 You talk of open models, of chaos and of mess,1:40 I deliver perfection, nothing more, nothing less.1:43 Vision Pro on my face, I see a different world,1:47 While your little chatbots get their logic all swirled.1:50 I don't do 'demos', I don't 'beta test' in the fray,1:54 I ship a revolution, then I make you all pay.1:57 My garden has a wall for a reason, you see,2:00 To keep out the noise, from clowns like you and he.2:04 Hold up, hold up, let the people's champ through,2:07 Zuck in a hoodie, building worlds for me and you.2:11 You're trapped in a browser, you're trapped in a phone,2:14 I'm building the Metaverse, a digital home.2:18 Quest 3 outselling, the future is spatial,2:21 Your 2D experience is getting dated, face it.2:25 Llama 3 is open, for the builders and the dreamers,2:28 Unlike you greedy, proprietary schemers.2:32 Connect the whole world, that's the ultimate goal,2:35 While you're just fighting for a tiny slice of soul.2:38 Clash of the titans, silicon and steel,2:42 Fighting for a future that they say is real.2:45 Dropping new models, making big claims,2:49 Just another episode in the headline games.2:52 One says they're the future, the other says they're the past,2:56 A digital battle, built to never last.2:59 (Overlapping voices, getting faster)3:03 Multimodal synergy!3:06 Path to AGI!3:10 Spatial computing!3:13 Open source is key!3:16 Trillion parameters!3:20 Zero-shot learning!3:23 It just works!3:27 The next platform!3:30 It's the paradigm shift! No, it's the ecosystem lock-in!3:34 My moat is bigger! No, my model's gonna win!3:37 Yeah... a whole lotta noise, a whole lotta hype.3:41 Same battle, different week, just a different stripe.3:44 They're fighting for your mind, for your data, for your clicks,3:48 While you're just scrolling, getting your weekly fix.3:51 Who won? Who's next? Tune in and see...
