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Yo, drop the beat for the weekly update
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Two tech giants, sealing their own fate
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Spitting hot fire from the silicon stage
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Turning the next chapter on a bug-ridden page
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They think they're winning, dropping paradigm shifts
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While the stock price is tumbling and the user base drifts
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(CEO of 'AI-Everywhere Corp')
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Check the mic, one two, my model's alive
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Just pushed a new feature to your Google Drive
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We redefined search, the old way is dead
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My AI answers the thoughts in your head
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They say it hallucinates, makes up fake news?
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Nah, that's just 'creative synthesis,' you're confused!
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It told a user the moon was a government drone?
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It's thinking outside the box, leave the future alone!
0:48
While you're selling goggles for a thousand-plus bucks
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My algorithm's running on construction trucks
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I'm in every pocket, every server, every home
0:57
You're just a sad avatar, talking to a gnome!
1:00
Yo, drop the beat for the weekly update
1:04
Two tech giants, sealing their own fate
1:07
Spitting hot fire from the silicon stage
1:10
Turning the next chapter on a bug-ridden page
1:13
They think they're winning, dropping paradigm shifts
1:17
While the stock price is tumbling and the user base drifts
1:20
(CEO of 'Meta-Verse Inc.')
1:23
A gnome? Please. That's a photorealistic NPC!
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Something your text-based AI will never see!
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You're trapped in the flatlands, a 2D disgrace
1:33
I just strapped the whole future onto my face!
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This headset's not heavy, it's dense with innovation
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That battery pack? It's a 'power foundation'!
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We sold ten thousand units, the world's in a craze!
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(Ignore the return stats from the first thirty days)
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You think your chatbot is smart, but I'm building a world
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New laws of physics, digitally unfurled
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Your code just predicts the next word in a line
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I'm building a universe, the pleasure is mine!
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The press room is laughing, the bloggers are scathing
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The public is tired of the misbehaving
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But up in the boardroom, the vision is clear
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They're the undisputed champions of the year
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Both of them are, can't you see their conviction?
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Lost in a feedback loop of their own science fiction
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Yeah... Digital Diss Track...
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Tune in next week, we'll be running it back.
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Same hype, new product, another collision...
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Same blind confidence, same lack of vision.
Lissin Team
· Jun 23, 2026
Tech Clash Weekly
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