0:00 Yo, check the mic, one-two, the prompt is live0:03 We dropped a model so fast, you can't even survive0:06 GPT-4o, see the 'o' stands for 'Omni'0:09 While you're still debugging, we're makin' all the money0:12 Your keynote was a glitch-fest, your demo was a snooze0:15 We're the headline story on all the evening news0:18 Talking to my desktop, real-time, no lag0:21 You're stuck in a search box, waving a white flag0:24 Hold up there, kid, let the titan have the floor0:28 We built the Transformers you're knocking at the door for0:31 'Attention Is All You Need,' read the paper, son0:34 This whole AI race? We already won0:37 Gemini 1.5 Pro, a million tokens deep0:40 While your little black box is putting users to sleep0:43 You talk about news? We *are* the internet's spine0:46 Your whole operation is running on our cloud line0:49 It's the Tech Clash, the weekly byte-sized war0:53 Boardroom bravado, always asking for more0:56 Dropping new features like they're dropping the bass0:59 Everybody's winning in this digital rat race1:02 Yeah, the stocks go up while the trust goes down1:05 Fighting for the throne in this silicon town1:08 An internet spine? Please, you mean a walled-off jail1:11 Your AI Overviews are an epic, public fail1:14 Tellin' folks to eat rocks and put glue on their pizza1:18 Man, your broken algorithm should be illegal1:21 We partnered with Apple, we're built into the core1:24 The world's most valued company knocking on our door1:27 You're serving up ads, that's your only true aim1:30 We're building the future, you're just playing a game1:33 A partner with Apple? That's a desperate plea1:36 They're building their own intelligence, you just wait and see1:39 You're a temporary feature, a placeholder in their plan1:42 We're the whole damn ecosystem, from the phone to the van1:46 You fired your founder, then begged him to come back1:49 Your boardroom's a drama, your strategy's all whack1:52 We're a trillion-dollar giant, stable and serene1:55 You're just a startup bubble, a hyped-up fever dream1:58 The stocks go up, the stocks go down2:01 Who's really wearing the crown in this town?2:04 The users just scroll, caught in the crossfire's heat2:07 But every press release claims undisputed victory2:11 They say they do no evil, they say it's for mankind2:14 But check the terms of service for the soul you leave behind2:17 It's the Tech Clash, the weekly byte-sized war2:20 Boardroom bravado, always asking for more2:23 Dropping new features like they're dropping the bass2:26 Everybody's winning in this digital rat race2:29 Yeah, the stocks go up while the trust goes down2:32 Fighting for the throne in this silicon town
