0:00 Yo, check the algorithm, the data stream's live0:03 My new AI model just learned how to jive0:07 Dropped a new LLM, watch the whole world pivot0:11 Your stock price took a dip? Man, I didn't even live it0:15 You call it 'hallucination,' I call it creative thinking0:19 While you're polishing glass, my valuation's unblinking0:22 My code is the future, a digital prophet's sermon0:26 Your new OS update? Just a bug-fix for vermin.0:30 A sermon? Please. Your cloud is full of hot air0:34 I put the future in their hands, with a premium, polished flair0:38 This ain't just a phone, it's a seamless extension0:42 Of human desire, beyond your comprehension0:45 You're stuck in the abstract, a ghost in the machine0:49 I'm shipping tangible units, a solid, beautiful screen0:53 My ecosystem's a garden, walled-off and pristine0:57 You're a glorified search box, shouting to be seen.1:01 It's the headline heat, the weekly update war1:04 Spitting bars 'bout the billions, always wanting more1:08 From the keynote stage to the stock market floor1:12 It's the tech beatdown, settling the score1:16 No one's backing down, pedal to the metal, full-throttle1:20 Winning the argument, but losing the bottle... of champagne.1:24 That garden's a prison, your users are trapped1:27 I'm open-source spirit, the whole world is mapped1:31 By my neural network, learning with every query1:35 Your hardware is legacy the moment it hits the ferry1:39 You sell 'em a product, I'm selling a paradigm shift1:43 You worry 'bout a scratch, I'm the continental drift1:46 Of digital progress, the tectonic plate you're on1:50 I'll be here generating sonnets long after you're gone.1:54 A paradigm shift? You can't even get the facts right1:58 My users get a product that works in the daylight2:02 They touch it, they feel it, it's part of their day2:06 Your AI's a party trick that leads them astray2:09 I build the device that you're running on, son2:13 This battle was over before it begun2:17 So take your datasets and your virtual chatter2:21 'Cause in the real world, it's the physical that matters.2:25 They say move fast and break things, that's the sacred text2:28 So what if we stumble? We're on to the next2:32 Disrupt the old order, rewrite the whole game2:36 Who cares who gets burned when they're screaming your name?2:40 For the user? For progress? For changing the earth?2:44 Nah, we're doing it to prove our own net worth.2:48 It's the headline heat, the weekly update war2:51 Spitting bars 'bout the billions, always wanting more2:55 From the keynote stage to the stock market floor2:59 It's the tech beatdown, settling the score3:03 No one's backing down, pedal to the metal, full-throttle3:07 Winning the argument, but losing the bottle... of champagne.
