About this episode Tune in every Friday evening for "What to Stream This Weekend," your definitive guide to the latest and greatest across Netflix, Apple TV, Prime Video, Hulu, Disney+, Paramount+, and Peacock. As your dedicated film critic, I've sifted through all the new releases, offering sharp, insightful reviews to help you decide what's truly worth your precious weekend viewing time and what you can confidently skip. Get ready for expert recommendations and critical takes that will elevate your streaming experience.
0:00 Ben Affleck's new thriller Animals became the number one movie on Netflix worldwide this week.0:06 And it did that with a thirty-seven percent critic score, which tells you everything you need to know about the difference between star power and a movie that's actually worth your time.0:20 Last week we talked about finding the hidden gems, but this week, we really need to talk about how to spot the traps.0:28 So, here's the quick rundown.0:30 On Apple TV, a movie called Matchbox is the top trending film globally, followed by Mayday and the racing flick F1.0:38 Prime Video is serving up a real buffet — the third season of the animated cult hit Helluva Boss just dropped, alongside a new romantic drama called Love of Your Life starring Margaret Qualley.0:52 Over on Peacock, they are ALL in on Halloween.0:55 They just released Crystal Lake, a prequel series to the Friday the 13th franchise, which is perfect timing.1:03 They also have the original 1980 classic if you want a double feature.1:08 For the music lovers, Hulu and Disney Plus have a new Oasis documentary, Don't Look Back in Anger, which is surprisingly emotional.1:18 And finally, back on Netflix, if you want a thriller that critics actually like, there's a spiky little satire called Sacrifice with Anya Taylor-Joy that’s getting really good buzz for being genuinely weird and funny.1:33 Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room.1:37 Or in this case, the Animals on Netflix.1:39 Look, I get the appeal.1:41 Ben Affleck directs, he stars, the algorithm puts it right at the top of your feed.1:47 You click.1:48 It's frictionless.1:49 The problem is, the movie itself is...1:52 well, the forty-one percent audience score tells you the story.1:56 This is a classic case of what I call a "checklist movie." Big star?2:01 Check.2:02 Thriller premise?2:03 Check.2:03 Massive marketing push?2:05 Check.2:05 A script that makes sense or has a satisfying ending?2:09 That seems to have been optional.2:11 We've seen this pattern a million times before, right?2:15 It's the streaming version of the big, dumb summer blockbuster that opens huge on Friday and then word-of-mouth kills it by Sunday.2:25 Except on streaming, there IS no Sunday.2:28 It just sits there at number one, a monument to its own marketing budget, daring you to waste a hundred and six minutes.2:36 So my official verdict on Animals is SKIP.2:39 Or, at the very least, put it on in the background while you do laundry.2:44 So what should you watch instead?2:47 If you're in the mood for a thriller that actually thrills, you need to go over to Hulu and watch Run.2:54 Yes, it's from 2020, but it's trending for a reason.2:58 It stars the incredible Sarah Paulson and Kiera Allen, and it is a masterclass in tension.3:04 Here's the thing: the movie practically tells you its big secret in the first fifteen minutes.3:11 And yet, it is one of the most suspenseful things I've seen in years.3:16 It's like those classic Hitchcock films, or even Misery — it traps you in a single location with characters you can't trust and just slowly, methodically tightens the screws.3:28 It doesn't need a massive budget or a world-traveling plot.3:33 It just needs a brilliant script and two actors giving it their absolute ALL.3:38 That is a movie that RESPECTS your time.3:41 So what does it all add up to?3:43 You have a choice this weekend.3:45 You can click on the big, shiny thing Netflix is pushing, the one with the movie star on the poster.3:52 Or you can take two extra seconds and find the movie that was made with craft, with tension, and with a story that will actually stick with you.4:03 This week really crystallizes the two paths streaming is on.4:07 One is the path of sheer volume and celebrity, where success is measured by the first weekend's view count and not much else.4:16 The other is the path of curation and quality, where hidden gems and older catalog titles can find a new audience.4:24 Next week, the algorithm will have a new shiny object for you.4:29 My advice?4:29 Ignore it.4:30 Be the curator of your own weekend, not just a consumer of whatever's at the top of the list.4:37 You'll watch better movies, I promise.
